I cant decide which one I like best :)
Im more like the one on the left…. He’s like AaRGGgghhhHH I’m crazyyy
I kind of like the one on the right he’s just like “Look at my chompers argh argh argh” lol :)
LMAO No, deffinitely the one on the left LOL
I like the right myself
(Source: obsessed-tiffles, via toinsanityyandbeyond)
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
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(Source: suited-lifestyle, via wankymind)
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
(Source: gegegetitout, via whatthefawkes)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
(via p3rmitt3d)
“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie
(Source: becketts, via kissmewhenyouregone)
finally a student who has the courage to speak out...
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference...
(My original 99 Life Hacks post)
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