I cant decide which one I like best :)
Im more like the one on the left…. He’s like AaRGGgghhhHH I’m crazyyy
I kind of like the one on the right he’s just like “Look at my chompers argh argh argh” lol :)
LMAO No, deffinitely the one on the left LOL
I like the right myself
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
honestly just reblogging this because i really like that bikini….
some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie